Conversation with a 2 1/2 year old

Ava: "Mommy, when is baby brother going to pop out?"

Me:  "Pop out?"

Ava: "Yeah."

Me:  "He'll be here before you know it."

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Long silence

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Ava:  "He'll play with me in my room, right?" 

Me: "When he gets a little older he will.  You can play in his room too."

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Another long silence

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Ava:  "He's lives at our house????"

I think the wee princess is in for a little shock when baby brother does finally get here.